Award Winning Joke

2 little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probablyinvolved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful indisciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boyto see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down andasked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting therewide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where isGod?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voiceeven more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove intohis closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG troublethis time".

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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!