Humor, To Brighten Up

Some humor, good to laugh . . .

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !!

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ?
His father replied :
Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.

Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
Paul seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.
The mother wrote back the next day :
If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father !