Cost Cutting...!!! - Too good and real

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said..- "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..

"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,

"How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

"Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman!

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Seating Arrangement for Cost Cutting

Cool meanings!!!! - Funny

Some funny definitions for common words...
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father:
A banker provided by nature
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills