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Sunday, August 10, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Cool meanings!!!! - Funny
Some funny definitions for common words...
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father:
A banker provided by nature
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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